PORTLAND, OR – Reports are coming in that Sabita Natwarlal, 56, is staring at desis she’s never seen before. This has happened at least 3 times today and may occur every single time she leaves the house.
We spoke to the latest victim, Mahesh Dastidar: “I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when a car drove by. I happened to look over and there was an aunty in the back seat. She just stared at me until the car was out of sight. I guess I kinda stared back because I was trying to figure out if she was staring at me or not.”
The other staring incidents occurred at the Washington Square Mall and Starbucks; the victims declined to be interviewed.
An unconfirmed report indicates that Mrs. Natwarlal was seen in Apna Bazaar earlier in the day but no staring occurred.